1 00:00:01,503 --> 00:00:02,546 Previously on "desperate housewives"... 2 00:00:03,338 --> 00:00:04,506 the police dug upyour father today. 3 00:00:04,548 --> 00:00:06,925 They think that somebodywas poisoning him. 4 00:00:06,967 --> 00:00:08,260 Apparently,I'm a suspect. 5 00:00:08,301 --> 00:00:10,303 Bree felt threatened by the past. 6 00:00:10,345 --> 00:00:12,305 - Get the damn lawyer. - Are you hitting on me? 7 00:00:12,347 --> 00:00:14,891 Gabrielle was threatened by seduction. 8 00:00:14,933 --> 00:00:16,727 Do you mean julie? 9 00:00:16,768 --> 00:00:18,562 If I come back with you,then I can make it up to her. 10 00:00:18,603 --> 00:00:20,647 You should find your fatherfirst. Let me help. 11 00:00:20,689 --> 00:00:22,899 And while some threats... 12 00:00:26,945 --> 00:00:28,530 Were kept under control... 13 00:00:28,572 --> 00:00:30,323 let's get this over with. 14 00:00:30,365 --> 00:00:34,369 Some were left free to return. 15 00:00:37,372 --> 00:00:39,249 Since her first day on the job, 16 00:00:39,291 --> 00:00:42,711 it had been clear to lynette scavo 17 00:00:42,711 --> 00:00:47,132 that her new boss nina was unusually tense. 18 00:00:47,174 --> 00:00:49,384 To help relieve her tension, 19 00:00:49,426 --> 00:00:52,387 lynette tried giving her boss thoughtful gifts-- 20 00:00:52,429 --> 00:00:55,015 a soothing wave machine... 21 00:00:56,391 --> 00:01:00,103 aromatherapy candles... 22 00:01:01,355 --> 00:01:06,318 even meditative chi balls. 23 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,529 But nothing seemed to ease nina's tension. 24 00:01:09,571 --> 00:01:13,075 "Distilledthe old-fashioned way." 25 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,535 You know,it actually hurts my teeth 26 00:01:15,577 --> 00:01:17,537 to say that out loud. 27 00:01:17,537 --> 00:01:21,166 You folks are going to toddleback to your little holes 28 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:24,086 and you are gonna come upwith a decent slogan 29 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:27,631 or I will can all your assesthe old-fashioned way. 30 00:01:29,549 --> 00:01:33,387 Until one day when it occurred to lynette 31 00:01:33,428 --> 00:01:36,098 there was one form of relaxation 32 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:39,601 she had yet to try. 33 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:42,521 It's a gimlet.You'll love it. 34 00:01:42,562 --> 00:01:44,773 What exactlyis your plan here, 35 00:01:44,815 --> 00:01:47,776 to get me all liquored upso I buy the revised pitch? 36 00:01:47,818 --> 00:01:49,820 Don't be ridiculous. 37 00:01:49,861 --> 00:01:53,115 Could we get a trough of these,please? 38 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:56,118 I can't remember the last timeI was in a bar. 39 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:58,537 Must have been the last timeI had a boyfriend, 40 00:01:58,578 --> 00:02:00,038 which was... 41 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,290 oh,god,I'm a nun. 42 00:02:02,332 --> 00:02:05,502 So why don't you go outand get in the game? 43 00:02:05,544 --> 00:02:07,004 Believe it or not, 44 00:02:07,045 --> 00:02:11,675 when it comes to meeting men,I am... shy. 45 00:02:11,717 --> 00:02:13,719 Well,I'm not. 46 00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:16,054 So,uh... 47 00:02:16,054 --> 00:02:18,765 what about that guyover there? 48 00:02:18,807 --> 00:02:21,143 He's been checking you outsince we walked in. 49 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:23,270 He's cute. 50 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:24,771 So go over there. 51 00:02:24,813 --> 00:02:26,690 no. 52 00:02:26,732 --> 00:02:29,151 Oh,for god's sakes. 53 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:31,486 Where are you going?Lynette,sit-- 54 00:02:35,032 --> 00:02:36,783 hey,stretch, 55 00:02:36,825 --> 00:02:38,952 see my friend over there? 56 00:02:38,994 --> 00:02:40,996 She thinks you're cute. 57 00:02:43,373 --> 00:02:46,710 Why don't youbuy her a drink? 58 00:02:48,962 --> 00:02:52,341 Hey,everybody. Hi. 59 00:02:52,382 --> 00:02:54,634 Oh,it's a beautiful morning,isn't it? 60 00:02:54,676 --> 00:02:56,136 Thank you,sweetie. 61 00:02:56,178 --> 00:02:59,306 Oh,hey,lynette,I readthe new vodka proposal. 62 00:02:59,348 --> 00:03:02,142 Oh,you guys hit itout of the park. 63 00:03:03,185 --> 00:03:04,644 I love that color. 64 00:03:04,686 --> 00:03:06,688 Thanks. Hey,nina. 65 00:03:06,688 --> 00:03:08,231 Yeah? 66 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:11,193 And although it had come about in an unexpected manner... 67 00:03:11,193 --> 00:03:14,529 aren't those the same clothes you were wearing last nightin the bar? 68 00:03:14,696 --> 00:03:16,031 Yep. 69 00:03:16,031 --> 00:03:19,076 Nina's tension had finally been released... 70 00:03:20,702 --> 00:03:23,663 the old-fashioned way. 71 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,497 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 72 00:04:07,624 --> 00:04:09,084 Everyone in this world 73 00:04:09,126 --> 00:04:11,086 needs someone they can depend upon, 74 00:04:11,128 --> 00:04:14,423 be it a faithful companion, 75 00:04:14,464 --> 00:04:18,218 trusted confidant... 76 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:21,847 or loyal friend. 77 00:04:21,847 --> 00:04:24,975 For susan mayer,that dependable someone 78 00:04:25,017 --> 00:04:29,646 was her book agent lonny moon. 79 00:04:29,688 --> 00:04:31,148 It was lonny 80 00:04:31,189 --> 00:04:34,109 who helped susan promote her first children's book. 81 00:04:34,151 --> 00:04:37,112 It was lonny who rushed susan to the hospital 82 00:04:37,154 --> 00:04:39,531 the night julie was born. 83 00:04:39,573 --> 00:04:42,117 It was lonny who took susan's mind 84 00:04:42,159 --> 00:04:44,036 off her painful divorce 85 00:04:44,077 --> 00:04:46,246 with a fun vacation. 86 00:04:46,288 --> 00:04:50,959 Yes,lonny was susan's rock. 87 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:53,211 Sadly for susan, 88 00:04:53,253 --> 00:04:56,131 her rock was about to crumble. 89 00:04:56,173 --> 00:04:58,133 for those of you just joining us, 90 00:04:58,175 --> 00:05:00,844 we have a new development in the melanie foster case... 91 00:05:00,844 --> 00:05:03,680 lonny,what are you doing here? It's past noon. 92 00:05:03,722 --> 00:05:07,059 Which means it's nowsocially acceptable 93 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:07,601 to begin drinking. 94 00:05:07,642 --> 00:05:09,686 I can't believe I let youtalk me into this. 95 00:05:09,728 --> 00:05:11,355 I am so behind in my work. 96 00:05:11,355 --> 00:05:13,523 But I'm glad I came.This is fun. 97 00:05:13,565 --> 00:05:15,567 I've gotta be honest. 98 00:05:15,609 --> 00:05:17,861 I had an ulterior motive. 99 00:05:19,071 --> 00:05:21,948 I've decided to startmy own agency. 100 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:23,450 You're leaving muir and hunt? 101 00:05:23,492 --> 00:05:25,202 You helped build that place. 102 00:05:25,243 --> 00:05:28,205 I know,but I just feelit's time. 103 00:05:28,205 --> 00:05:32,042 And now the question is,will you come with me? 104 00:05:32,084 --> 00:05:34,294 Well... of course. 105 00:05:34,336 --> 00:05:36,296 Okay! 106 00:05:36,338 --> 00:05:39,216 To the future. 107 00:05:39,257 --> 00:05:40,717 I'll just call the agency, 108 00:05:40,759 --> 00:05:42,844 and I'll let them knowI'm going with you. 109 00:05:42,844 --> 00:05:45,889 Oh,I don't thinkthat's necessary. 110 00:05:45,931 --> 00:05:47,599 Really? 111 00:05:47,641 --> 00:05:51,687 Yeah,I thinkit might be rude not to. 112 00:05:51,687 --> 00:05:53,438 Lonny... 113 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,691 what's going on? 114 00:05:55,691 --> 00:05:57,984 Okay. 115 00:05:58,026 --> 00:06:01,238 There's been some bad bloodbetween me and the partners. 116 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,031 Why? 117 00:06:03,031 --> 00:06:05,033 I got into this thingwhere I had to move 118 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:07,035 a little client moneyaround temporarily 119 00:06:07,077 --> 00:06:08,829 to cover some expenses. 120 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:11,957 You had to "move money"?What does that mean? 121 00:06:11,999 --> 00:06:15,460 I took a little from here,and I moved it there. 122 00:06:15,502 --> 00:06:17,796 It was no big deal. 123 00:06:17,838 --> 00:06:19,297 Really? 124 00:06:19,339 --> 00:06:21,299 'Cause it sort of soundslike embezzlement. 125 00:06:21,341 --> 00:06:24,011 Why do peoplekeep using that word?! 126 00:06:24,011 --> 00:06:26,304 Who else is usingthat word? 127 00:06:26,346 --> 00:06:27,472 Nobody. 128 00:06:27,514 --> 00:06:30,642 The partnersand their forensic accountant. 129 00:06:30,684 --> 00:06:32,644 Oh,my god. 130 00:06:32,686 --> 00:06:35,522 Lonny,did you "move"some of my money? 131 00:06:35,522 --> 00:06:38,191 Absolutely not.I swear! 132 00:06:38,233 --> 00:06:40,902 Susan,don't look at methat way. 133 00:06:40,944 --> 00:06:42,863 I know what I didwas wrong, 134 00:06:42,904 --> 00:06:45,365 and I feel likea complete idiot for doing it, 135 00:06:45,407 --> 00:06:47,784 but please,please don't hate me. 136 00:06:47,826 --> 00:06:50,037 Well,I don't hate you. 137 00:06:50,078 --> 00:06:52,873 I couldn't hate you.You're my lonny. 138 00:06:54,374 --> 00:06:56,835 So... 139 00:06:56,877 --> 00:06:59,921 will you stillcome with me? 140 00:07:03,675 --> 00:07:05,802 You know what? 141 00:07:05,844 --> 00:07:07,804 This is one of those times 142 00:07:07,846 --> 00:07:10,307 when you find outwho your real friends are, 143 00:07:10,349 --> 00:07:12,392 so,yeah. 144 00:07:12,434 --> 00:07:14,353 Oh,thank you!Thank you! 145 00:07:14,394 --> 00:07:19,733 You are one special lady,susan mayer. 146 00:07:21,526 --> 00:07:22,778 Is that the baby's head? 147 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:24,571 No,that's his foot. 148 00:07:26,782 --> 00:07:28,575 That looks likea head to me. 149 00:07:28,575 --> 00:07:30,744 Well,that settles it. 150 00:07:30,786 --> 00:07:32,204 When this baby's born, 151 00:07:32,245 --> 00:07:34,414 I'll be in chargeof putting on the socks. 152 00:07:34,456 --> 00:07:37,918 You're glowing today,you know that? 153 00:07:37,918 --> 00:07:39,920 Pregnancy agrees with you.Yeah? 154 00:07:39,961 --> 00:07:42,881 Well,if you don't mindthe hemorrhoids and the nausea, 155 00:07:42,923 --> 00:07:44,257 it's quite the party. 156 00:07:44,299 --> 00:07:47,469 I wonder where david is.He should've been here by now. 157 00:07:47,511 --> 00:07:49,596 So this new lawyer's good? 158 00:07:49,638 --> 00:07:51,598 He's quite the shark.You're gonna love him. 159 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,517 He hasn't lost a casein six years. 160 00:07:53,558 --> 00:07:56,019 He argued in front ofthe state supreme court, 161 00:07:56,061 --> 00:07:59,231 and he made our conjugal visithappen pretty damn fast. 162 00:07:59,272 --> 00:08:01,483 Well,hey,I'm a fan already. 163 00:08:01,525 --> 00:08:03,777 Sorry I'm late. 164 00:08:03,819 --> 00:08:05,195 Oh,david. 165 00:08:05,237 --> 00:08:07,781 Good to see you,gaby.Carlos,I'm david. 166 00:08:23,255 --> 00:08:25,924 I don't think so. 167 00:08:25,924 --> 00:08:28,510 What the hellare you doing? 168 00:08:28,552 --> 00:08:31,013 That guy's not gonna bemy lawyer. 169 00:08:31,054 --> 00:08:32,848 Find a new one. 170 00:08:35,517 --> 00:08:37,394 You haven't fileda single charge. 171 00:08:37,436 --> 00:08:40,230 Either determine a homicideor release the body. 172 00:08:40,272 --> 00:08:42,190 We've got a court orderwhich says, 173 00:08:42,232 --> 00:08:44,234 until we're done with it,the corpse is ours. 174 00:08:44,276 --> 00:08:46,153 He is not a corpse. 175 00:08:46,194 --> 00:08:48,071 He is a mannamed rex van de kamp. 176 00:08:48,071 --> 00:08:51,700 He was a loving husband,a devoted father and a successful doctor. 177 00:08:51,742 --> 00:08:54,745 So successful,in fact,that he left me enough money 178 00:08:54,745 --> 00:08:57,331 to sue the city,this precinct 179 00:08:57,372 --> 00:08:58,957 and you two gentlemenpersonally 180 00:08:58,999 --> 00:09:01,084 just for the fun of it. 181 00:09:01,084 --> 00:09:03,545 Mrs. Van de kamp,we don'trespond well to threats, 182 00:09:03,587 --> 00:09:06,214 so if I--release the body. 183 00:09:06,256 --> 00:09:08,258 What? 184 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:10,218 The evidence we haveis minimal at best. 185 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:11,928 Mrs. Van de kampwas gracious enough 186 00:09:11,928 --> 00:09:13,597 to come down hereand take that lie detector test. 187 00:09:13,597 --> 00:09:15,557 I think it's the leastwe can do for her. 188 00:09:15,599 --> 00:09:17,267 Thank you. 189 00:09:18,685 --> 00:09:20,520 So,uh,what will happen now? 190 00:09:20,562 --> 00:09:23,148 Obviously,we'll putmr. Van de kamp back 191 00:09:23,190 --> 00:09:24,441 just like we found him. 192 00:09:24,483 --> 00:09:26,485 Yes,and I'm sureyou will bury him 193 00:09:26,526 --> 00:09:28,487 with all the dignityof a dead hamster. 194 00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:30,530 No,I want rex released to me 195 00:09:30,572 --> 00:09:33,283 and I will makeall the arrangements. 196 00:09:33,325 --> 00:09:35,035 Fine. 197 00:09:35,077 --> 00:09:37,996 And,of course,you'll bepaying all the costs. 198 00:09:38,038 --> 00:09:40,165 Of course. 199 00:09:40,207 --> 00:09:42,793 Detective barton, 200 00:09:42,834 --> 00:09:45,587 you are clearly a gentleman. 201 00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:55,138 people have gathered at attenborough high school, 202 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:56,640 where melanie attended... 203 00:09:56,682 --> 00:09:59,142 no,it's fine. I'll pick 'em upon my way home. 204 00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:01,186 Okay,so what do you want? 205 00:10:01,228 --> 00:10:04,189 Oh,parker hates pepperoni.Um,how about sausage? 206 00:10:04,231 --> 00:10:05,941 Yeah,and a small cheese. 207 00:10:05,941 --> 00:10:08,568 Okay,perfect. Love you. 208 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,112 Hey,you. 209 00:10:10,112 --> 00:10:11,405 Hey. 210 00:10:11,446 --> 00:10:13,407 You wanna hit o'donnell's?I owe you a beer. 211 00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:16,410 Actually,I owe youso much more than that. 212 00:10:16,451 --> 00:10:19,746 You're welcome,but I really need to get home. 213 00:10:19,746 --> 00:10:21,748 Oh,come on. I had sucha good time last night. 214 00:10:21,790 --> 00:10:25,252 Um,why don't you ask trudy?She loves going out. 215 00:10:25,252 --> 00:10:28,255 Trudy? Are you kidding?I don't need the competition. 216 00:10:28,255 --> 00:10:31,174 Have you seen trudywithout her jacket? She's hot. 217 00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:32,926 Oh,is she now? 218 00:10:32,968 --> 00:10:35,303 Oh,I-I didn't meanthat you're not... hot. 219 00:10:35,345 --> 00:10:37,597 I just--you're married. 220 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,600 You know,you're off the market. 221 00:10:40,642 --> 00:10:43,395 I don't have to worryabout fighting you for guys. 222 00:10:43,437 --> 00:10:45,897 Come on,lynette.Just one quick little drink. 223 00:10:45,939 --> 00:10:47,899 I was actuallystarting to think 224 00:10:47,941 --> 00:10:50,277 that you and iwere becoming pals. 225 00:10:50,277 --> 00:10:53,447 Pals? 'Cause sometimesit's hard to tell. 226 00:10:53,447 --> 00:10:55,657 You know,I wasn't feelingthe love today 227 00:10:55,699 --> 00:10:58,660 when you mocked my campaignin front of the clients. 228 00:10:58,702 --> 00:11:02,289 That was justputting on a show for work. 229 00:11:02,331 --> 00:11:07,085 In the future,always assumethat I am winking inside. 230 00:11:08,587 --> 00:11:11,256 Come on.I hate to go to a bar alone. 231 00:11:11,298 --> 00:11:13,300 I feel like such a loser. 232 00:11:13,342 --> 00:11:16,303 Okay. One drink. 233 00:11:16,345 --> 00:11:18,096 Yeah! One or two. 234 00:11:18,138 --> 00:11:19,973 No. 235 00:11:42,913 --> 00:11:45,916 Thank you so muchfor bringing my mail over. 236 00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:48,919 You know,I have someof yours in the kitchen. 237 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,588 Well,that's the fourth time.What's up with this postman? 238 00:11:51,630 --> 00:11:54,716 Oh,I know.He used to be great. 239 00:11:54,758 --> 00:11:57,302 Then he had this stroke,and,well, 240 00:11:57,344 --> 00:12:00,430 now we're lucky if hedoesn't drool on the coupons. 241 00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:03,475 But feel free to snoop around.I'll be right back. 242 00:12:18,782 --> 00:12:20,742 now for those of you just joining us, 243 00:12:20,784 --> 00:12:23,745 families in chicago breathed a sigh of relief today 244 00:12:23,787 --> 00:12:26,748 as an arrest was finally made in the brutal attack 245 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:29,751 on local high school student melanie foster. 246 00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:33,839 But word of the suspect's capture comes as small comfort to the foster family... 247 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:34,881 betty? 248 00:12:34,923 --> 00:12:36,717 ...Who lost their 17-year-old daughter 249 00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:38,218 almost four months ago. Betty? 250 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:39,886 The victim's body was discovered in a local park 251 00:12:39,928 --> 00:12:41,596 less than a mile from attenborough high. 252 00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:51,940 Did you see the news?They've arrested somebody. 253 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:54,359 Yeah. Looks likewe're in the clear. 254 00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:03,869 Well,I have some good news. 255 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,871 The police have finally releasedrex's body. 256 00:13:05,912 --> 00:13:07,664 About time.You must be so relieved. 257 00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:09,249 You know,mostly I'm just annoyed 258 00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:11,501 that the whole thinghappened in the first place. 259 00:13:11,543 --> 00:13:14,504 I mean,how in the world couldanybody accuse me of murder? 260 00:13:14,546 --> 00:13:16,923 Well,you are wound pretty tight. 261 00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:22,512 What? The supermom is alwaysthe first to snap. 262 00:13:22,554 --> 00:13:24,514 They've done studies. 263 00:13:24,556 --> 00:13:26,016 Anyway,I was hoping 264 00:13:26,058 --> 00:13:28,560 that you were all freefriday morning, 265 00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:32,147 because that's when I'm goingto be hosting the reburial. 266 00:13:32,189 --> 00:13:33,565 The what? 267 00:13:33,607 --> 00:13:35,567 Look,I know it's an imposition, 268 00:13:35,609 --> 00:13:37,569 but danielle is awayon a class trip, 269 00:13:37,611 --> 00:13:39,237 and andrew is backat camp hennessey 270 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:41,239 for a little refresher course. 271 00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:43,241 Well,it's just gonna be 272 00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:45,243 a very briefand dignified ceremony, 273 00:13:45,243 --> 00:13:47,954 and I was hoping thatyou could say a few words, 274 00:13:47,996 --> 00:13:49,998 and,um,I'm gonna read a poem. 275 00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:54,586 We would love to come.Absolutely. 276 00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:00,592 I'm busy. Sorry. 277 00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:02,594 (Whispers) edie! 278 00:14:02,594 --> 00:14:04,846 (Whispers)she's going to read a poem. 279 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:09,518 Fine. Yes,yes,we'd all love to come. 280 00:14:11,186 --> 00:14:12,646 Well,thank you. 281 00:14:12,688 --> 00:14:17,234 You don't know how muchthis means to me. 282 00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:20,237 I realize looking backthat I was still in shock 283 00:14:20,237 --> 00:14:22,781 during rex's first funeral. 284 00:14:22,823 --> 00:14:26,410 I don't think it had quitehit me yet what had happened, 285 00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:29,413 so that's why this smallceremony means so much to me, 286 00:14:29,413 --> 00:14:31,415 because I realize now that... 287 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:36,795 this is the last chanceI'm gonna have to say good-bye. 288 00:14:41,842 --> 00:14:44,970 Unless,of course,they dig him up again. 289 00:14:47,597 --> 00:14:51,059 Sure,there was times when 290 00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:53,353 lisa was rude and obnoxious, 291 00:14:53,395 --> 00:14:55,981 but I know now thatthat was no excuse 292 00:14:56,023 --> 00:14:58,358 to always be beatin' on her. 293 00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:01,945 Oh,baby,I'm so sorry. 294 00:15:05,073 --> 00:15:08,410 Good job,you two. 295 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:11,663 This is an example of how to useincarceration to your benefit. 296 00:15:11,705 --> 00:15:14,708 It's a chance for peopleto take a step back 297 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:18,086 and observe the obstaclesthey face in their marriage. 298 00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:21,089 Can I go now?'Cause I have a lot to say 299 00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:23,592 about the obstacles I'm facingin my marriage. 300 00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:25,594 We don't got any obstacles. 301 00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:27,554 Yes,we do,lamar.We got big ones. 302 00:15:27,596 --> 00:15:29,056 Okay,hold on,you two. 303 00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:31,767 I think that it'scarlos and gabrielle's turn. 304 00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:33,769 Thanks,but we're good. 305 00:15:36,146 --> 00:15:38,398 this isyour third group session, 306 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,400 but you have yetto share anything. 307 00:15:40,442 --> 00:15:44,946 Come on. Talk to us.How's your marriage? 308 00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:48,742 Shaky at best.And why is that? 309 00:15:48,784 --> 00:15:51,244 I don't know.I hired a brilliant lawyer 310 00:15:51,286 --> 00:15:52,746 to get my husbandout of this hellhole, 311 00:15:52,746 --> 00:15:54,790 and he fired himfor no reason at all. 312 00:15:54,831 --> 00:15:57,167 Carlos? 313 00:15:57,209 --> 00:15:58,919 I just didn't like him. 314 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,921 Why not? He's experienced,he's intelligent, 315 00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:02,756 he's successful.Exactly. 316 00:16:02,756 --> 00:16:05,133 I'd prefer an attorney youdidn't find so damn appealing. 317 00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:08,428 Oh,my god. You fired himbecause you're jealous? 318 00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,806 Don't I have the right to? You know,she cheated on me. 319 00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:15,143 -oh,bob,you beat your wife You are so not allowed to gasp. -Don't you talk that wayto him. 320 00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:18,105 One more word out of you,lisa,and I will backhand you myself. 321 00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:20,982 Okay,calm down. Thousands of fat,bald attorneysout there in the world, 322 00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:23,235 and she's gotta get the one thatlooks like an underwear model. 323 00:16:23,276 --> 00:16:25,195 I'm not discussing thisanymore. 324 00:16:25,237 --> 00:16:27,864 You can rot in herefor all I care. 325 00:16:29,408 --> 00:16:31,451 So,um... 326 00:16:31,493 --> 00:16:33,453 mona,what do you feel 327 00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:35,455 are the biggest problemsin your marriage? 328 00:16:35,497 --> 00:16:37,374 By the way,he was wearing a suit. 329 00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:39,042 How do you knowhe had a good body? 330 00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:40,877 - Do you know? - No! 331 00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:42,629 I bet he's hot. 332 00:16:45,674 --> 00:16:48,885 Do I need to say whatour biggest problem is, 333 00:16:48,927 --> 00:16:52,347 or can everybody figure it outfor themselves? 334 00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:58,353 Why are you readingthat contract? 335 00:16:58,395 --> 00:17:01,440 I told you. Lonny wants meto sign with this new agency. 336 00:17:01,481 --> 00:17:02,941 But you didn't say 337 00:17:02,983 --> 00:17:05,193 you were seriously thinkingabout going with him. 338 00:17:05,235 --> 00:17:08,363 I know,I know. 339 00:17:08,405 --> 00:17:09,865 Just lonny's family. 340 00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:12,284 You know,he's alwaysbeen there for me. 341 00:17:12,284 --> 00:17:14,786 He paid my rentwhen I was waiting 342 00:17:14,786 --> 00:17:16,580 for my first royalty check. 343 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:18,373 He called me every daywhen karl left. 344 00:17:18,415 --> 00:17:20,042 I mean,I just owe himso much. 345 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,543 Susan,he committed a felony. 346 00:17:21,585 --> 00:17:22,961 Okay,who in this room 347 00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:25,797 has not committed a felony?Raise your hand. 348 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,591 Ah-ah-ah,not so fast. 349 00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:29,092 Your agent represents you. 350 00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:30,927 You've gotta be ableto trust him. 351 00:17:30,969 --> 00:17:32,929 How is that gonna bepossible now? 352 00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:37,059 Well,it's possible becauseI have faith in people. 353 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,560 I mean,lonny knowshe messed up, 354 00:17:38,602 --> 00:17:40,520 and he's sorry.He's making restitution. 355 00:17:40,562 --> 00:17:43,982 What,you don't believe peopledeserve second chances? 356 00:17:44,024 --> 00:17:46,485 Not when they messed upthis much,no. 357 00:17:46,526 --> 00:17:49,821 Really? So that's it with you?You just get one shot, 358 00:17:49,863 --> 00:17:52,324 and you screw up,and you're out? 359 00:17:52,366 --> 00:17:54,493 I didn't knowyou were such a cynic. 360 00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:56,536 Hey,I'm sorry,all right? 361 00:17:56,578 --> 00:17:58,789 I guess it's justthe way I'm wired. 362 00:17:59,998 --> 00:18:02,292 I got a jobover in greenwood, 363 00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:05,504 so I'll call youlater tonight. 364 00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:15,472 You okay? 365 00:18:15,514 --> 00:18:18,892 julie... 366 00:18:18,934 --> 00:18:23,897 I did something bad,something really,really bad. 367 00:18:26,566 --> 00:18:28,985 Aren't you gonna ask mewhat it was? 368 00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:31,530 Do I ever have to? 369 00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:34,282 Last week when mike and iwent to the park 370 00:18:34,324 --> 00:18:37,285 searching for zach, 371 00:18:37,285 --> 00:18:38,704 I sort of found him. 372 00:18:38,745 --> 00:18:40,038 No! 373 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,041 Yes,and I gave him moneyand I sent him away, 374 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,960 and I didn't tell mike. 375 00:18:45,002 --> 00:18:47,629 Holy crap.What are you gonna do? 376 00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:50,465 I don't know. What would you doif this happened to you? 377 00:18:50,465 --> 00:18:52,467 See,this would neverhappen to me. 378 00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:54,469 This kind of thingonly happens to you. 379 00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:56,930 Will you stop judgingand help me? 380 00:18:56,972 --> 00:18:59,099 Well,obviously,you're gonna have to tell him. 381 00:18:59,141 --> 00:19:00,934 Well,I can't do that. 382 00:19:00,976 --> 00:19:02,936 You heard what he saidabout his wiring. I betrayed him. 383 00:19:02,978 --> 00:19:05,397 He'll never forgive me.Okay. Don't tell him. 384 00:19:05,439 --> 00:19:07,441 Well,how can I not?I feel so guilty, 385 00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:10,610 I can barely look him in the eyewhen he talks about zach. 386 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,946 So where do you thinkzach went? 387 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:16,158 Utah. 388 00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:21,288 Oh,lord.Why did I do this? 389 00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:24,082 I have a feelingyou did it for me. 390 00:19:45,437 --> 00:19:48,398 Hey,girl. I hope you arein the mood for margaritas 391 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,735 'cause it is salsa nightat o'donnell'S. 392 00:19:51,777 --> 00:19:55,072 Oh,fun. But I can't go tonightbecause I promised the twins 393 00:19:55,113 --> 00:19:57,449 that I would help themfinish their science project. 394 00:19:57,449 --> 00:20:01,620 Lynette,if the late hours 395 00:20:01,662 --> 00:20:03,955 are going to be an issuefor you, 396 00:20:03,955 --> 00:20:05,957 we probably shouldtalk about finding you 397 00:20:05,957 --> 00:20:08,627 a less demanding account. 398 00:20:08,669 --> 00:20:10,629 You're gonnatake me off kamarov 399 00:20:10,671 --> 00:20:12,714 because I won't godrinking with you? 400 00:20:12,756 --> 00:20:14,716 No. Oh,god,no. 401 00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:17,386 Honey,I get it.You have a family. 402 00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:19,429 Home has to come firstfor you. 403 00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:20,639 Thank you. 404 00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:22,808 I mean,for me,the client comes first. 405 00:20:22,849 --> 00:20:25,268 Me being a perfectionistis my own neurotic issue, 406 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,146 and I know that I reallyneed to work on that. 407 00:20:28,188 --> 00:20:30,148 But trust me,I will never sleep again 408 00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:32,359 if this campaign getsmucked up. 409 00:20:32,401 --> 00:20:35,404 I'll figure something out.You go home. Have a good night. 410 00:20:37,114 --> 00:20:38,949 Nina? 411 00:20:38,949 --> 00:20:40,826 Yeah. 412 00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:43,954 I can handle the extra hours. 413 00:20:43,996 --> 00:20:46,498 Oh,lynette. You sure? 414 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:47,791 Yeah. 415 00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:50,002 I'll get my coat. 416 00:20:52,129 --> 00:20:55,007 Wow,this place is rowdyafter happy hour,huh? 417 00:20:55,048 --> 00:20:57,801 Yeah. 418 00:20:57,801 --> 00:21:00,262 Hey... look at that guyright there. 419 00:21:00,303 --> 00:21:02,264 The end of the bar. 420 00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:04,266 The shoulderswith the tan jacket. 421 00:21:04,307 --> 00:21:05,934 Yeah. 422 00:21:05,934 --> 00:21:07,936 Go get him for me. 423 00:21:39,885 --> 00:21:41,845 hey there. 424 00:21:50,645 --> 00:21:55,901 So they're going on aboutmelanie foster on the news. 425 00:21:55,942 --> 00:22:00,405 It's time we talked about her,caleb. 426 00:22:02,783 --> 00:22:04,785 Until you start acceptingresponsibility 427 00:22:04,785 --> 00:22:06,286 for what happened, 428 00:22:06,286 --> 00:22:10,165 you know I can't let youout of here. 429 00:22:18,507 --> 00:22:20,509 What the hell is this?!Mom! 430 00:22:22,135 --> 00:22:24,304 where are you?! 431 00:22:24,304 --> 00:22:26,890 I'll be right back. 432 00:22:26,932 --> 00:22:29,142 And I will expect youto answer me. 433 00:22:29,184 --> 00:22:30,644 where are you?! 434 00:22:30,686 --> 00:22:34,106 I'm coming! Coming. 435 00:22:40,404 --> 00:22:42,614 What were you gonna do with this? Don'T. 436 00:22:42,656 --> 00:22:44,616 "I know who really killedmelanie foster. 437 00:22:44,616 --> 00:22:46,284 "You've arrestedthe wrong man"? 438 00:22:46,284 --> 00:22:47,786 What are you thinking? 439 00:22:47,786 --> 00:22:49,538 The police need to knowthe truth. 440 00:22:49,579 --> 00:22:51,373 The hell they do!This is our chance. 441 00:22:51,415 --> 00:22:53,458 We are good people. 442 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:56,545 We can't letan innocent man go to jail. 443 00:22:56,586 --> 00:22:58,463 Okay,you wanna dothe right thing? 444 00:22:58,463 --> 00:23:00,465 Well,then call 9-1-1and tell 'em 445 00:23:00,465 --> 00:23:02,467 you got a killerlocked up in the basement. 446 00:23:02,467 --> 00:23:04,469 He is not a killer.He was confused. 447 00:23:04,469 --> 00:23:06,471 He didn't knowwhat he was doing. 448 00:23:06,471 --> 00:23:08,890 He knows a lot more thanyou give him credit for. 449 00:23:08,932 --> 00:23:10,475 I'm mailing the letter. 450 00:23:10,517 --> 00:23:12,144 Do you realizewhat's gonna happen? 451 00:23:12,144 --> 00:23:16,023 Mom,are youthinking it through? 452 00:23:16,064 --> 00:23:17,649 I'm mailing the letter. 453 00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:20,944 If you do,you'd better hopeto god they don't find us. 454 00:23:24,948 --> 00:23:27,784 'Cause they're not gonna carehow slow caleb is. 455 00:23:27,784 --> 00:23:30,579 They'll just execute him. 456 00:23:56,855 --> 00:23:59,274 Lonny? 457 00:23:59,316 --> 00:24:01,693 Are you here? It's susan. 458 00:24:01,735 --> 00:24:03,945 Lonny? 459 00:24:03,945 --> 00:24:05,197 Susan? 460 00:24:05,238 --> 00:24:07,074 What are you doing here? 461 00:24:07,115 --> 00:24:09,743 Well,I just came overto give you the contracts. 462 00:24:09,785 --> 00:24:11,244 Your door was open. 463 00:24:11,286 --> 00:24:13,872 Oh. Great. 464 00:24:13,914 --> 00:24:15,874 Sorry this placeis such a mess. 465 00:24:15,916 --> 00:24:20,295 I've been working here tillwe get the new offices painted. 466 00:24:20,295 --> 00:24:22,297 Wait till you see them. 467 00:24:22,297 --> 00:24:24,800 They're gonna bereally beautiful. 468 00:24:26,635 --> 00:24:27,844 Where's jeannie? 469 00:24:27,886 --> 00:24:29,846 She's with the kidsup in minnesota 470 00:24:29,888 --> 00:24:31,348 visiting her mom. 471 00:24:31,390 --> 00:24:33,892 They love it up there. 472 00:24:33,934 --> 00:24:36,812 Keep changing the dateon dear old dad. 473 00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:43,360 There's no electricity. 474 00:24:43,402 --> 00:24:44,945 There isn't? 475 00:24:44,945 --> 00:24:48,115 Oh,I'm such a dummy. 476 00:24:48,156 --> 00:24:49,449 I've been... 477 00:24:49,491 --> 00:24:50,951 I've been so swamped, 478 00:24:50,993 --> 00:24:54,121 I must have forgottento pay the electric bill. 479 00:24:54,162 --> 00:24:56,206 Lonny... 480 00:24:56,248 --> 00:24:59,793 how much financial troubleare you really in? 481 00:25:02,337 --> 00:25:03,672 I'm fine. 482 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:07,134 You know what it is? 483 00:25:07,134 --> 00:25:09,386 I had to pay all those peopleback at the same time-- 484 00:25:09,428 --> 00:25:10,887 restitution plus interest. 485 00:25:10,929 --> 00:25:13,265 It's not somethingI'd recommend. 486 00:25:13,306 --> 00:25:15,225 It sucks you dry. 487 00:25:15,267 --> 00:25:17,269 I've gonna ask youa question, 488 00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:20,105 and I want youto tell me the truth. 489 00:25:20,147 --> 00:25:22,274 Did you steal from me? 490 00:25:22,315 --> 00:25:23,984 Absolutely not. 491 00:25:24,026 --> 00:25:27,612 Please don't lie.Just tell me. 492 00:25:27,612 --> 00:25:29,614 Is that what you wantto hear? 493 00:25:29,614 --> 00:25:33,910 Do I have to say itso that we can move on? 494 00:25:35,954 --> 00:25:38,373 Fine. I did it. 495 00:25:38,415 --> 00:25:41,043 But yours wasthe first money I paid back, 496 00:25:41,084 --> 00:25:43,045 so the slate'sbeen wiped clean. 497 00:25:43,086 --> 00:25:45,297 Let's just move past it. 498 00:25:45,297 --> 00:25:48,300 Suze? 499 00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:51,470 I'm sorry. I just can'ttrust you anymore. 500 00:25:51,511 --> 00:25:53,263 Yes,you can!No,I can'T. 501 00:25:53,305 --> 00:25:54,639 You can.Can'T. 502 00:25:54,639 --> 00:25:56,391 Give me the contract! 503 00:25:56,433 --> 00:25:58,977 No! 504 00:25:58,977 --> 00:26:02,522 okay,okay,fine. 505 00:26:02,564 --> 00:26:05,317 Aah! What are you doing?! 506 00:26:05,317 --> 00:26:08,487 Are you tryingto take me down with you?! 507 00:26:08,528 --> 00:26:10,989 I am not going down! 508 00:26:11,031 --> 00:26:13,450 My life is great! 509 00:26:13,492 --> 00:26:15,786 I have never been happier, 510 00:26:15,786 --> 00:26:17,996 and I've never been thinner! 511 00:26:18,038 --> 00:26:21,124 Get off me,you amazon! 512 00:26:33,136 --> 00:26:35,138 what are you doing here? 513 00:26:35,138 --> 00:26:38,517 You left me a message.You said you wanted to talk. 514 00:26:38,558 --> 00:26:41,645 Yeah,I thought you'd schedulean appointment later. 515 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:44,481 Right now I'm sort ofdisgusting and sweaty. 516 00:26:44,481 --> 00:26:47,943 I'm a criminal lawyer.I've seen worse. 517 00:26:57,285 --> 00:26:59,913 So did you find a new lawyerfor mr. Charming? 518 00:26:59,955 --> 00:27:01,915 I don't want a new lawyer.I want you. 519 00:27:01,957 --> 00:27:04,835 So does carlos.He just doesn't realize it yet. 520 00:27:04,876 --> 00:27:08,755 A 1988 roman�e-conti la tche.I'm impressed. 521 00:27:08,797 --> 00:27:11,925 Look,to be honest,carlos isa little threatened by you. 522 00:27:11,967 --> 00:27:14,428 He thinks if we spendtoo much time together, 523 00:27:14,469 --> 00:27:17,305 that something...might happen. 524 00:27:17,305 --> 00:27:20,142 Somebody's gotan active imagination. 525 00:27:20,142 --> 00:27:22,227 Corkscrew? 526 00:27:22,269 --> 00:27:24,646 David,we're not hereto drink wine,okay? 527 00:27:24,688 --> 00:27:26,148 This is business. 528 00:27:26,189 --> 00:27:30,861 Now you have to convincecarlos that he can trust you. 529 00:27:30,902 --> 00:27:33,196 How am I gonna do that? 530 00:27:33,238 --> 00:27:38,160 I don't know. Tell him you'rehappily married or--or gay. 531 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,164 yeah,right. You're a lawyer. You lieto juries all the time. 532 00:27:42,164 --> 00:27:44,916 Can't you just make something up? I'm past the pointin my career 533 00:27:44,958 --> 00:27:47,419 where I have to beg for work.I'm sorry. 534 00:27:47,461 --> 00:27:50,922 Okay,david,I'm holdingmy marriage together by my fingernails. 535 00:27:50,964 --> 00:27:52,424 If carlos serveshis full sentence, 536 00:27:52,466 --> 00:27:55,844 I don't think we're gonnamake it,so please,I need you. 537 00:27:55,886 --> 00:28:01,016 I'll say this much for carlos.He's got excellent taste... 538 00:28:01,058 --> 00:28:05,395 in wine. Montrachet.It's good stuff. 539 00:28:05,437 --> 00:28:07,981 Are you gonna help meor not? 540 00:28:08,023 --> 00:28:11,193 We'll go see carlos tomorrow.I'll turn him around for you. 541 00:28:11,234 --> 00:28:13,820 Really?What are you gonna say? 542 00:28:13,820 --> 00:28:17,157 Play it by ear. I don't wannasound too over-rehearsed. 543 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:20,744 Hey,that's my wine. 544 00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:23,664 Deduct it from my bill. 545 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:29,878 It all started withbad real estate investments. 546 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,297 You should have justcome clean. 547 00:28:32,881 --> 00:28:37,010 Yeah,well,you tell one lie,the second one comes easy. 548 00:28:37,052 --> 00:28:40,263 Then you're making up new liesto cover up the old ones. 549 00:28:40,305 --> 00:28:43,642 Pretty soon,you can't turn back,you know? 550 00:28:43,684 --> 00:28:45,394 I do. 551 00:28:45,435 --> 00:28:49,690 When jeannie finally caught on,she took the kids. 552 00:28:49,731 --> 00:28:52,025 She took the furniture. 553 00:28:52,067 --> 00:28:55,904 The bank locked meout of my own house. 554 00:28:59,324 --> 00:29:03,328 That's why I can't lose youas a client. 555 00:29:03,370 --> 00:29:06,873 Well,I'm sorry,but you have. 556 00:29:06,915 --> 00:29:08,375 I don't blame you. 557 00:29:08,417 --> 00:29:11,670 You'll never losemy friendship,though. 558 00:29:11,712 --> 00:29:13,422 I mean that. 559 00:29:13,422 --> 00:29:14,423 Really? 560 00:29:14,423 --> 00:29:17,300 Of course.You're my lonny. 561 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,429 and you're my susie. 562 00:29:21,888 --> 00:29:23,849 you're my susie. 563 00:29:27,102 --> 00:29:30,897 Oh! What the hellis wrong with you?! 564 00:29:30,897 --> 00:29:32,399 I'm your lonny.That's what you said. 565 00:29:32,399 --> 00:29:34,943 Not like that. But I thought... 566 00:29:34,985 --> 00:29:37,154 I mean,there's alwaysbeen this magnetism. 567 00:29:37,195 --> 00:29:40,240 No,there has not been,and there never will be! 568 00:29:40,282 --> 00:29:42,367 Oh,my god! 569 00:29:42,409 --> 00:29:45,078 But I was just coming clean! 570 00:29:48,707 --> 00:29:51,376 Hey,morgan! 571 00:29:51,418 --> 00:29:53,378 Got a letterfrom some guy 572 00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:55,464 claiming he attackedmelanie foster. 573 00:29:55,505 --> 00:29:57,466 You ran me down for that? 574 00:29:57,507 --> 00:29:59,676 I got dozens of kookscoming out of the woodwork, 575 00:29:59,718 --> 00:30:01,678 all saying we arrestedthe wrong guy. 576 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,805 This one knowsabout the ax. 577 00:30:22,866 --> 00:30:25,118 Here you go,mrs. Van de kamp. 578 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,120 Thank you.The hearse is right outside, 579 00:30:27,162 --> 00:30:29,831 so if you'll justfollow me... 580 00:30:29,873 --> 00:30:32,501 oh,shoot. There's a formI need you to sign. I think I left itback in the office. 581 00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:34,503 That's all right. 582 00:30:34,544 --> 00:30:37,130 I'll wait.Okay. 583 00:30:42,552 --> 00:30:45,389 I'm here,sweetheart, 584 00:30:45,430 --> 00:30:47,933 and I'm gonna take careof everything. 585 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:49,893 But you knew that,didn't you? 586 00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:53,605 You've always knownthat you can count on me. 587 00:30:53,647 --> 00:30:55,107 Mrs. Van de kamp. 588 00:30:55,148 --> 00:30:58,026 Detective barton,what are you doing here? 589 00:30:58,068 --> 00:31:00,946 Oh,just taking careof some business. 590 00:31:00,988 --> 00:31:02,614 Is this... 591 00:31:02,656 --> 00:31:06,243 yes. This is rex. 592 00:31:06,284 --> 00:31:09,705 I-I wanna thank you againfor what you did. 593 00:31:09,746 --> 00:31:12,916 It was so refreshingto be treated with kindness 594 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:15,961 after weeks of justludicrous accusations. 595 00:31:16,003 --> 00:31:19,089 The doctor doesn't thinkthey're ludicrous. 596 00:31:19,131 --> 00:31:21,091 Well,I know,but rex died in his care. 597 00:31:21,133 --> 00:31:23,802 I mean,of course he'd liketo blame someone else. 598 00:31:23,844 --> 00:31:25,220 But the tests he did,uh... 599 00:31:25,262 --> 00:31:27,222 oh,please don't talk to meabout tests. 600 00:31:27,264 --> 00:31:28,724 Rex was not poisoned, 601 00:31:28,765 --> 00:31:31,226 and no one I knowbelieves that he was. 602 00:31:31,268 --> 00:31:32,978 Rex did. 603 00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:34,813 What? 604 00:31:34,855 --> 00:31:37,315 Well,the doctor told rexhe was being poisoned, 605 00:31:37,357 --> 00:31:38,859 and rex believed him. 606 00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:40,694 How would you know that? 607 00:31:50,954 --> 00:31:52,414 Where did you get this? 608 00:31:52,456 --> 00:31:54,750 We found that in rex's bedafter he died. 609 00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:56,960 That is his handwriting,isn't it? 610 00:32:06,470 --> 00:32:08,597 You know what I think? 611 00:32:08,597 --> 00:32:14,061 Rex felt guiltyfor the way he treated you. 612 00:32:14,102 --> 00:32:17,898 The adultery,the public humiliations. 613 00:32:17,939 --> 00:32:21,526 That's why he forgave you.He understood why you did it. 614 00:32:21,568 --> 00:32:24,946 How couldhe have believed this? 615 00:32:24,946 --> 00:32:26,907 Look,my wife cheated on me,too. 616 00:32:26,948 --> 00:32:30,744 I know how much it hurts. 617 00:32:30,786 --> 00:32:33,580 And so will a judge. 618 00:32:33,622 --> 00:32:37,417 Everyone understandscrimes of passion. 619 00:32:37,417 --> 00:32:40,587 But every daythat you stonewall 620 00:32:40,587 --> 00:32:42,589 makes you lookmore and more 621 00:32:42,589 --> 00:32:45,801 like a cold,calculating killer. 622 00:32:45,801 --> 00:32:49,012 We both knowthat's not you. 623 00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:52,974 But I can't help you unlessyou start telling the truth. 624 00:33:03,402 --> 00:33:06,279 I'm sorry,but I-I,um,I have to go. 625 00:33:06,321 --> 00:33:09,533 I have some thingsthat I need to take care of. 626 00:33:15,414 --> 00:33:18,417 Bree,it is obvious your husbandloved you very much. 627 00:33:18,417 --> 00:33:21,003 Don't you think you owe to himto admit the truth? 628 00:33:21,044 --> 00:33:23,255 Detective,I know exactlywhat my husband deserves. 629 00:33:23,296 --> 00:33:25,298 Now would you be a dear? 630 00:33:29,886 --> 00:33:32,222 Thank you. 631 00:33:47,696 --> 00:33:49,656 What's he doing here? 632 00:33:49,698 --> 00:33:53,118 I have a pitch for you. 633 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,329 I wanna explain to you 634 00:33:55,370 --> 00:33:58,665 why I think it's in your bestinterest for you to allow me to represent you. 635 00:33:58,707 --> 00:34:01,501 Oh,for pete's sake,carlos,at least listen to the man. 636 00:34:03,754 --> 00:34:06,715 I guess it beatssitting in my cell. 637 00:34:07,758 --> 00:34:11,887 Now I don't think you havea problem with me as a lawyer. 638 00:34:11,887 --> 00:34:13,096 Clearly,I'm the real deal. 639 00:34:13,221 --> 00:34:15,515 I sense your problemwith me is more personal. 640 00:34:15,557 --> 00:34:17,184 You sense right. 641 00:34:17,351 --> 00:34:20,520 You wanna know if I'm interestedin sleeping with your wife. 642 00:34:20,771 --> 00:34:25,317 And the answer is yes. 643 00:34:30,656 --> 00:34:32,866 he--carlos,he's kidding. 644 00:34:34,534 --> 00:34:35,869 tell him you're kidding. 645 00:34:35,869 --> 00:34:37,537 Shut it. 646 00:34:37,954 --> 00:34:39,206 Now clearly, 647 00:34:39,206 --> 00:34:42,876 gabrielle's willful,self-centered and manipulative. 648 00:34:42,918 --> 00:34:46,171 She's also beautiful enoughto be worth the trouble. 649 00:34:46,213 --> 00:34:48,382 So the minutewe leave this room, 650 00:34:48,423 --> 00:34:49,383 I'm going to aggressivelypursue her, 651 00:34:49,383 --> 00:34:51,301 and when I succeed,which I will, 652 00:34:51,301 --> 00:34:53,512 we're gonna flyto my chateau in chamonix and have dinnerin a local bistro. 653 00:34:53,512 --> 00:34:55,389 They make the best raclettein all of europe. 654 00:34:55,430 --> 00:34:58,392 We'll make love by the fireand afterwards 655 00:34:59,726 --> 00:35:01,812 do a little midnight skiing.You ski,don't you? 656 00:35:01,853 --> 00:35:04,815 You're athletic.You'll learn. 657 00:35:04,856 --> 00:35:09,027 Anyway,all of thisonly happens if you fire me. 658 00:35:09,069 --> 00:35:12,072 If you keep me onas your lawyer, your wife's off-limits. 659 00:35:12,155 --> 00:35:17,035 I'd get disbarred for sleepingwith a client's wife, and nobody's worth that,not even her. 660 00:35:17,995 --> 00:35:20,122 So that's my pitch. 661 00:35:20,163 --> 00:35:22,165 I'll let you think about it. 662 00:35:27,004 --> 00:35:29,131 Honey,I am so sorry. 663 00:35:29,381 --> 00:35:31,383 Honestly,that guy's insane. 664 00:35:31,425 --> 00:35:34,720 Boy,you just can't wait,can you? 665 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,179 What? 666 00:35:36,555 --> 00:35:39,891 He's my lawyer.But,carlos-- 667 00:35:39,933 --> 00:35:43,186 and that's allthere is to it. 668 00:35:51,611 --> 00:35:53,071 How about a dance? 669 00:35:53,113 --> 00:35:54,573 How about it? Yes. 670 00:35:54,614 --> 00:35:57,868 Well,you guys have fun. 671 00:35:57,909 --> 00:35:59,619 This is the fifth nightin a row 672 00:35:59,661 --> 00:36:02,122 I haven't been hometo tuck in my kids, 673 00:36:02,164 --> 00:36:03,582 so I'm gonna go. 674 00:36:03,623 --> 00:36:05,500 No. You're gonna stay put.It is friday night, 675 00:36:05,542 --> 00:36:08,211 and you have all weekendto play with your kids. 676 00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:09,755 Watch my purse. 677 00:36:24,227 --> 00:36:25,228 Hey. 678 00:36:25,228 --> 00:36:26,980 I'm chuck. 679 00:36:27,022 --> 00:36:29,733 Chuck,I'm gonna stop youright there. 680 00:36:29,733 --> 00:36:31,234 Happily married. 681 00:36:31,234 --> 00:36:33,445 Well... 682 00:36:33,487 --> 00:36:37,949 looks like we have gotsomething in common. 683 00:36:41,495 --> 00:36:43,205 Chuck? 684 00:36:43,246 --> 00:36:45,248 Get your handoff my thigh. 685 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,711 No,not up my thigh.Off it. 686 00:36:49,753 --> 00:36:52,422 Come on!What's the matter with you? 687 00:36:52,464 --> 00:36:54,716 I'm not available.And I'm not that easy! 688 00:36:54,758 --> 00:36:57,344 Well,what are you doing ina pick-up bar at 10:30 at night? 689 00:36:57,386 --> 00:37:00,722 Well,I don't usuallydo this. 690 00:37:00,764 --> 00:37:02,724 Oh,come on,honey,who are you kidding? 691 00:37:02,766 --> 00:37:05,519 I've seen you here every nightthis week. You're a regular. 692 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,438 At that moment it occurred to lynette 693 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,232 that chuck,though inebriated, 694 00:37:10,273 --> 00:37:11,733 had a valid point. 695 00:37:11,775 --> 00:37:14,319 The time had come to declare 696 00:37:14,361 --> 00:37:16,446 a war of independence. 697 00:37:16,488 --> 00:37:18,907 And the surest path to victory 698 00:37:18,907 --> 00:37:21,076 would require an aggressive campaign 699 00:37:21,118 --> 00:37:26,790 of shock... and awe. 700 00:38:30,187 --> 00:38:33,065 it's crazy here tonight. 701 00:38:33,106 --> 00:38:34,566 Don't you wantto dance? 702 00:38:34,566 --> 00:38:39,071 No,thanks. I thinkI'll sit this one out. 703 00:38:39,112 --> 00:38:41,239 Lynette savored her victory 704 00:38:41,281 --> 00:38:44,201 confident that she would never again 705 00:38:44,242 --> 00:38:46,995 have to engage her opponent on this particular battlefield. 706 00:38:47,037 --> 00:38:48,997 Ooh! I love this song. 707 00:38:49,039 --> 00:38:51,416 Here,hold my purse. 708 00:39:04,471 --> 00:39:07,307 Bree,where have you been?We were starting to get worried. 709 00:39:07,307 --> 00:39:08,558 Oh,I'm sorry. 710 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,560 I was just attendingto some last minute details. 711 00:39:10,602 --> 00:39:13,063 Right this way.Where are we going? 712 00:39:13,105 --> 00:39:15,065 To rex's gravesite. 713 00:39:15,107 --> 00:39:17,067 Well,I thought thatthis was his gravesite. 714 00:39:17,109 --> 00:39:18,568 I'm changing it.Why? 715 00:39:18,610 --> 00:39:20,570 Well,he did something toupset me,and I want him gone. 716 00:39:20,612 --> 00:39:22,239 What did he do? 717 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,907 You know,it's so unpleasant.I'd rather not get into it. 718 00:39:23,949 --> 00:39:26,994 Have you seen these gravestones?Some are from the 1800s. 719 00:39:27,035 --> 00:39:28,745 Just fascinating. 720 00:39:28,787 --> 00:39:30,747 Bree,wait,you're gonnahave to explain. 721 00:39:30,789 --> 00:39:33,417 Rex is dead. What couldhe have done to upset you? 722 00:39:37,295 --> 00:39:41,174 My husband,the man I spentmy life with for 18 years, 723 00:39:41,216 --> 00:39:43,260 died thinkingthat I murdered him. 724 00:39:43,301 --> 00:39:44,845 What? 725 00:39:44,845 --> 00:39:47,055 Yes,the cardiologist sharedthis moronic theory with rex. 726 00:39:47,097 --> 00:39:48,974 And rex believed him! 727 00:39:48,974 --> 00:39:50,434 Are you sure? 728 00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:53,437 Yes,because he left a noteand it said,and I quote, 729 00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:57,441 "bree,I understand.And I forgive you." 730 00:39:59,693 --> 00:40:03,655 I spent 18 years of my lifewith this man. 731 00:40:03,697 --> 00:40:05,657 How could he not know me? 732 00:40:05,699 --> 00:40:08,618 Well,maybe he was forgiving youfor something else. 733 00:40:12,622 --> 00:40:16,501 I have done nothing to be forgiven for! 734 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:19,921 I was a fantastic wife! 735 00:40:19,963 --> 00:40:21,340 When he was sick,I nursed him. 736 00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:23,467 When we were low on money,I stayed within a budget. 737 00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:25,927 I cooked his meals.I mended his clothes. 738 00:40:25,969 --> 00:40:28,513 For the love of god,I usedto check his back for acne. 739 00:40:30,057 --> 00:40:33,477 And that miserableson of a bitch 740 00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:36,480 has the nerve to understandand forgive me? 741 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,482 Well,the joke's on him, 742 00:40:38,523 --> 00:40:41,401 because I do not understand,and I do not forgive. 743 00:40:45,238 --> 00:40:49,076 Hi. We're--we're just going to a funeral. 744 00:40:50,369 --> 00:40:52,537 Right this way. 745 00:41:03,632 --> 00:41:04,966 Honey,I know you're hurt,but are you sure 746 00:41:05,008 --> 00:41:07,719 you're not gonnachange your mind? 747 00:41:07,761 --> 00:41:10,347 I mean,there's noturning back after this. 748 00:41:10,389 --> 00:41:13,183 If you think I'm gonnalay next to someone for eternity 749 00:41:13,183 --> 00:41:14,476 who thinks I'm a murderer,you're crazy. 750 00:41:14,518 --> 00:41:20,148 As far as I'm concerned, let him decomposewith strangers. 751 00:41:34,913 --> 00:41:40,377 Everyone in the world needs someone they can depend on, 752 00:41:40,419 --> 00:41:44,965 be they faithful friends, 753 00:41:45,007 --> 00:41:47,843 determined advocates... 754 00:41:51,346 --> 00:41:55,684 or a loving family. 755 00:41:55,684 --> 00:41:57,978 But occasionally in life, 756 00:41:58,020 --> 00:42:02,441 the people we thought would always be there for us leave. 757 00:42:05,277 --> 00:42:07,446 And if that happens, 758 00:42:08,989 --> 00:42:11,450 it's amazing the lengths we'll go to... 759 00:42:12,492 --> 00:42:14,453 to get them back.